Friday Onions: Bing Bang Bong

Pastry pencils rubbing up and down in the well-heated oven:

Fish swap at the electric mountain:

Continuous surface rotation with gradual erosion of the febrile perimeter:

Take me to Sunderland you beautiful fuck and don’t ever look back:


Friday Onions: Conical Beef

Counting sausages with only a headlamp to help you see:

Blasting dandelions with a hairdyer:

Give that ham a good salting, don’t hold back:

Fishmongers priced out of the market by Captain Birdseye:

Frog bounce, meat bounce, frog bounce, salad:

A bedroom mirror flecked with coal dust: