Friday Onions: Spherical Bastard

Devastating cream shortage:

Turtles, unstoppable turtles:

Soft-core muffle wagon brings the escapologists to town:

Hourly updates from the tungsten mines:

Fizzy bathwater rendering the insurance documents illegible:



Friday Onions: Certain Fingers

Fluctuating dust to fluid ratio:

Overground metro service to Internal Organ City:

Wagons of hope, wagons of experience:

Sinful hourglass template mitigated by underhand syrup:

Sprinkle the unfurled cord with a dusting of ochre powder:

Let’s be wet and let’s be running: