Friday Onions: Alarming Finger

A thorough cleaning of the earthy parsnip:

The cone count is in and there are plenty to go around:

Forceful downward motion resisted by a friendly palm:

Egg in a hedge, sausage on the pavement:


Friday Onions: Spherical Bastard

Devastating cream shortage:

Turtles, unstoppable turtles:

Soft-core muffle wagon brings the escapologists to town:

Hourly updates from the tungsten mines:

Fizzy bathwater rendering the insurance documents illegible: